detectivenigma (detectivenigma) wrote in na_electronics, @ 2013-12-02 00:44:00 |
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Entry tags: | batman, enigma, red robin, riddler |
Broadcasted commercial
Who: Edward Nigma & Open to reactions!
When: Monday evening, December 2nd, 2013
Where: Gotham City and surrounding area
What: Criminal no more!
Rating: Low
Narration over a view of Gotham City, with a shadowy figure making a slow swoop over the scene: "Waiting for you know who to solve your problems, Gotham? Tired of getting forgotten? Your problems matter and demand solutions!"
The scene fades to the grinning face of Edward Nigma. Gone are the question mark bedecked suits, and instead, Eddie's donned a dark green suit with a lighter green tie. He's leaning against an expensive looking desk in an expensive looking office.
"Brilliance redirected can do amazing things, Gotham City. And my brilliance is legendary in this city. Tired of second rate "detectives" stringing you along and not providing solutions, or worse, ignoring you completely? Look no further. I was Gotham's Greatest Menace ...." a wink at the camera. "And lucky you, now I'm on your side."
A phone number flashed on the screen as the shot faded into a shot of a door plaque. "Edward Nigma, Private Investigator and Security Consultant. Call to make an appointment for a consultation."