"Scarlet woman?! SCARLET WOMAN! They...they...I am not some sort of whore, I never even..."
"They're also implying you killed your parents..."
"No one cares about that, they called me a Scarlet. Woman!" Effie ranted, throwing her hands up in the air, almost dislodging the bluetooth from her ear.
"Priorities. Now, is it true you are dating my Tim?"
"Well, if I'm dating him, then he's obviously not yours, Stasia," Effie muttered, a small smile on her lips. She reached up, pulling the earpiece from her ear in anticipation of her best friend's screams.
"You little...! I'm going to fly to New York, and then I'm going to wring your scrawny neck, and then I'm going to fly to Gotham and seduce Tim myself and..."
"I live in Gotham now, Stasia," Effie called cheerily, chuckling as the girl gave a noise of incoherent frustration.
"Fine, I will go to GOTHAM and seduce him, then get him to help me wring. your. scrawny. neck!"
"Love you too," Effie muttered, blowing a kiss as she returned the earpiece to her ear. She stared up at the article, wondering how much trouble Tim was about to get in.