To: White House Press Secretary Lois Lane From: The Spider-Man. The other one. Subject: Important Information -- DO NOT DISCARD. NOT SPAM. Date: May 29, 2013 [Backdated]
Ms. Lane,
I'm told you're the one I should come to with this. Enclosed is important information of the genetic variety. Have your science people verify the findings in these documents. I'm confident they'll come to the same conclusion I did, which is also enclosed in the attachment. Spread the word, and see that justice is done.
Spider-Man
P.S.: I assure you I am not a prince from Nigeria, or any other kind of scammer.