lexjosephluthor (lexjosephluthor) wrote in na_electronics, @ 2013-05-13 17:18:00 |
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BREAKING NEWS: The Arrest of Iron Man
When: Backdate, May 10th, 2013
Where: Stark Industries HQ, outside
What: Tony Stark's Arrest
Rating: PG-13
"Tom, from what we've gathered, Mr. Stark has been implicated in a conflict involving himself, his personal assistant and the President of the United States, Lex Luthor. Witnesses claim that Stark verbally and physically threatened the President while in his Iron Man armor. His reasoning behind it, we are not sure of at this time.
"However, we would like to remind our viewers that making a threat against the President is considered a D felony at its very base. Depending on the level of the threat made, consequences can range from five years in prison, to a life sentence."
"Gail, I've got to ask this question, because I'm sure that it's the question on everyone's mind: What was Tony Stark thinking? He physically threatened a man that has recently come under attack just days before this, with a highly dangerous and weaponized suit of armor? Look, I like Iron Man, and the good that he does, but this? This just screams of anti-patriotism and the worst kind of defamation of our president and our country."
"Agreed, Tom. And I believe Mr. Stark will find himself with a life sentence after his actions today. We're going to now replay and review the footage that we've captured of the altercation..."