(Backdated) Emails~ To: All users @ Xavier's From: jlee@xaviers.edu Date: May 1, 2013 12:01AM Subject: IMPORTANT STUFF!! READ ME!!
Friendly reminder that your resident firecracker (that's me in case you're confused but I don't see why you would be) is turning 18 in 10 days. I'm not saying I want a party or anything like that, but you know you only turn 18 once soooooo...
I trust you all know what to do.
That's all!! Now back to your regularly scheduled midnight adventures~
xoxo, Jubilee
To: Charles Xavier From: jlee@xaviers.edu Date: May 1, 2013 12:14AM Subject: EVEN MORE IMPORTANT STUFF!!
Dearest Professor X,
I respectfully request to be excused from all my classes on May 3rd because of personal reason. I apologize beforehand for my absence (please don't make me make up the classes!!)