"Guys... guys... guys... okay, okay, look. Now, I know you're all down in the dumps about the whole Registration thing. Also, because of those ASPCA commercials. So I thought I'd get your hopes up, I've found away to get some real legit funding coming into the Titans. Like, Facebook money.
Alright, just follow along here. Merchandising. It just make sense. I mean we could do all of the best things even, I'm thinking bake sales, t-shirts, those crappy plastic costumes for kids. Then a Christmas Album, and a podcast! I'm seeing nothing but big things for the team in the future.
I mean of course we have to remember our responsibilities, but the money could go to things like an underwater base. Because who doesn't want an underwater base? Plus, only the villains ever seem to get those, right? To heck with that.
Finally, to get Speed on board, we can do a calendar. We just need to work on the band name."