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Maybe I can reform her? And no, it doesn't come equipped with condoms, but I figured it'd be easy enough to make. Let's see, my belt comes with web fluid, a night light for when it gets scary, and spider tracers. Yes, I do have room for a condom pack.
You don't think that's weird? Well, no more weird than swinging around in tights I suppose.
Maybe I could get sponsored by Trojans. Trojan Spider-Man, for the animal in you. Or something, I'll work on the slogan.
And yea, I hear its depressing; still, seeing Russel Crowe sing would bring out a non-angry side in him that I never thought existed.