To: Red From: Harley Subject Freeeeeeeee Date: November 11, 2012
Hey Red!
I don't know if you saw, but I'm outta Arkham, certified Not Sane! I tried, Red, I really did. I wanted to do what was right and good but it was boooooring. They wouldn't let me sing or dance or wear anything but orange so I got out of there with some help from my good buddy, good pal OlsenObsessed!
Oh, sorry, you don't know him by that. Let's try again...
Don't worry, we're staying out of trouble. I mean, except for that time we got caught stealing candy from kids on Halloween, but it wasn't out fault! They were making fun of our Power Rangers costumes and I worked really hard on them! But other than that hiccup, we've been keeping a low profile. I think the mustaches and monocles we wear really help!
I'd really like you to meet him, Red. So if you're free like me (yay!) we should get together! It will be fun!