TO: S.H.I.E.L.D., Avengers, Arrow Family, Batfamily, Flashes, Green Lanterns, BOP.. basically all the heroes who have the privilege of knowing Green Arrow FROM: Green Arrow
- WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED? - WHY THE FUCK AM I A TEENAGER? - WHO THE HELL IS MOJO? - WHAT THE HELL IS HE? - WHAT THE HELL DID HE DO? - HOW THE HELL DO YOU FIX IT? - WHEN DO I GET TO KICK HIS ASS?
- Why is he obsessed with reality tv? - How come my daughter is still a teenager it's not everyone? That's really fucked up. - And confusing.
TO: S.H.I.E.L.D. (ATTN: NICK FURY, MARIA HILL) FROM: GREEN ARROW
- Nice job living up to your mandate. - Or should I have you pass those compliments onto SWORD?
TO: Green Lanterns, Flashes FROM: Green Arrow
- Please tell me you still have your magic rings. - And Go Fast.
TO: Hal, Dinah, Roy FROM: Ollie
- This fucking sucks. - Mia won't stop laughing. She's still a teenager.