Your lack of faith wounds me, my boy. Deeply. Right through my heart.
Ah, yes, Cassandra. Right. That is what I meant. Look, Volodya. If you ever finally realize that you need a less peculiar woman in your life, know that I will gladly help you find someone far less terrifying. The offer is there.
You could even come visit, like normal relatives do. Unlike your computer screen, I am a good host. I serve tea and everything.