six.
My firm is sending someone to Japan to help with a project. No, correction, they are sending someone else. I think I bit the inside of my cheek too hard. I can't describe my pain over this. I need a drink. I need a million drinks and then for someone to shove me into a pit and cover me with cement.
Isn't my karma good enough? Why have you forsaken me, karma?
Since I'll probably be reborn again, may my next life be kinder!