[Imagine her surprise this morning when the delivery came... for her. And imagine her surprise upon realizing how...pink it was. Frilly and pink and... proper. It was not a cheap dress either.
Only her siblings would think this amusing. War did crack a wry smile before returning to her usual rant-slash-rage self.]
[Filter: Gabriel]
Do not. fucking ask about the pink.
Just. Don't.
[Filter: Siblings]
If anyone ever sends me anything pink again, I will go to your home and feed it to you.