Tarek Khan ♚ Asmodeus (luxurio) wrote in mythopoeics, @ 2012-03-20 18:18:00 |
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Entry tags: | !event #017, asmodeus, pan |
two.
My entire oven turned into a turkey. By the time I stopped laughing, I decided to just smuggle it out and let it go in the park. I'm sure someone has found it by now. Not my problem if they haven't. I am, however, keeping the puppy that used to be my car. My six-figure Benz into...a puppy.
It's licking my toes right...no, no. Pawing my pant leg now, looking at me with its pale blue eyes. Reminds me of a girl I spent a week with in Finland.
Someone please explain this shit to me. Because I'd like my normal life back now.