dite & menelaus
(303): Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
(850): I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
(208): wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
(636): Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
(740): omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause. <- obvs Menelaus. And omg idk why there are so many. It makes me want to get them drunk and have random shenanigans and bonding that they wont remember.