Hello hello hello, it's Alex and I bring you Ganymede, because someone has to like Zeus. He's queer and fabulous, shows up for every party, and likes to moonlight tending bar, sometimes at the Thyrsus, sometimes at gay bars, wherever there's a good time to be had. Suffice to say, Hera loathes him. So, uh, that's fun.
He's pretty much exclusively attracted to men (sorry, goddesses), and while he's utterly and perhaps tragically in love with Zeus, he rarely says no to a good time. It tends to get him in trouble. SO. Lines! Plots! Fun!