my mind's about to overload :: julian (movesthings) wrote in mutanthaven, @ 2009-04-28 14:35:00 |
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JULIAN Julian has to apologise to Walter over how he treats him or he'll never score a date with Terry. Note it's scores and not to score with. He actually likes her, she's really cute and sweet and doesn't take his bullshit. But he still has a bone to pick with Walt because, how Julian sees it, is Walt took away his favorite toy and won't give it back, even if his favorite toy likes her new playmate and won't come back.
He doesn't seek him out but he does spend some extra time wandering the hotel when he's got it. Like now, he's swanning about in sweats and a tank top, trying to look buff as he goes down to the one room with the good tv in it.
WALTER The room with the good tv? That's the one Walter is actually leaving. Mythbusters is over, he can return to his room with the tiny tv that doesn't get all the channels. Julian can get the drop on him, as Walter tends to walk with his head down.
JULIAN "Hey," he calls, stepping in front of Walt as he sees him coming. Julian is kind of a dick like that, sadly, he likes to make people go around him instead of him going around them. Plus, he's got a bone to pick with this one. "Where you going?" he questions, all thuggish like. He tries to get up to Walt's level, height wise, but let's face it: he's Sasquatch and Julian is a hellion.
WALTER Walter looks down at Julian and forces a smile. Then he steps to the side. "Just leaving." Don't you even try to get his goat, Julian. You can't have his goat.
JULIAN With a jump to the left, he's back in Walt's trajectory. "Yeah?" So poignant, this one! He crosses his arms over his chest and glares up. "Where to?"
WALTER "No where." So monosyllabic, these two. "See ya." Walter tries dodging to the right once more.
JULIAN And once again his movements are thwarted by Julian getting in his way. He puts his hands out and thumps Walter on the chest (he has to reach up a bit), "We gotta talk, Langkowski."
WALTER No. No noooo. Touching. Now there is touching. Walter doesn't like where this is going. He'd like to swat that hand away. Like to grab it and yank hard enough to take it from it's socket. But of course he doesn't. Walter takes a step back. Where do these dark thoughts come from? It's frightening. "Talk."
JULIAN "Aurora," he says calmly but breaks into a sneer, he doesn't like thinking of Walter with Aurora. It bothers him more than he can say; Aurora is too something for Walter. Walter needs a nice American girl, a Susie Homemaker. "I don't like it, man, I don't."
WALTER "Okay. Sorry." Which is to say, too bad, buddy. Walter isn't the most confident guy. This conversation is worrying him. But he's going to at least make it sound like he doesn't care.
JULIAN That's not good enough; he looks cross and puts his hands on his hips like a prissy diamond. "She's not your type," he says in a negative and direct tone. "She's...," well, kind of a whore to be fair, but, "a little unsteady and you're just not what she needs."
WALTER "I'm steady." He's not out to fix Aurora. He's there to help hold her up, or whatever. But to be completely honest, Walter didn't think it would last this long. So, it hits a nerve. "--And it's not as if I care what you think anyway."
JULIAN Julian huffs, but he doesn't blow Walter's house down. That's Jean-Paul's job. "Yeah?" he takes a step forward and juts his jaw out, "Because, if that were the case, then you wouldn't care if I said I think she's a whore." ... that he's slept with. This says so many good things!
WALTER Oh, don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he was angry. "No. Because what's that coming from you?" Nothing! Nothing at all!
JULIAN Or he might! It's quite possible Julian would love an angry Walter. That is reason for him to throw some punches. "..." he's a little stunned, but like a bumble bee back at it. "You're a geek and she's the same as a super model. You don't belong together." She belongs with... him, apparently.
WALTER Walter shrugs, "Yep. I'm pretty lucky." He knows Julian is just trying to get at him. And this guy? Not the same as Jared. This guy is smarter and meaner.
JULIAN It's so hard to hate the nicest guy alive. It's like when Lisa Simpson dressed up as a boy and beat up Ralph. Julian shrugs back, frowns, and mentally pushes at Walter, just a little nudge. "Really? You think so?" Well, do ya punk? Do ya?
WALTER Whoa. What was that? Walter looks more than a little confused. Sure, he knows what that was, but it's still weird when you experience it. "Why are you doing this?" LEAVE ME ALONE.
JULIAN That is him, being a punk. He wants to fight you, right here, right now! But you're too friendly, Walt. He sighs. This isn't working. "Yeah, never mind." If he's nice to Walt, then Terry might let him feel her up.
WALTER Oh! That wasn't too hard. Walter lets out a breath he didn't realize he was holding. "If that's all then, I'll be on my way."
JULIAN Julian shrugs, then steps out of Walt's way, a defeated look on his face. Then he gets an idea and a light bulb dings above his head. "Want to get a beer or something?" If you can't beat them, join them! And he's got a fake ID.
WALTER Walter is suspicious, but only slightly. Apparently not enough to turn down a beer. "Well, all right." He's going to tell Terry as soon as he sees her!
JULIAN "Great," he sighs and puts on a fake smile before he steps towards the nearest exit. "I'll drive...." does Walt drive? Don't worry if he does, he's a permanent passenger now.
WALTER Walter is none the wiser! That smile appears genuine! See, talking it out really does work! "Sounds good, guy." Walter doesn't have a car. Julian has a car? They'll be rolling in style! Walter then realizes what a dork his inner monologue sounds like.
JULIAN His inner monologue is adorable. Julian huffs and nods and pats his pocket for his car key, which is always there. It's like a security blanket. "Let's go, then," and get some drinkage on. With their fake IDs and Inferno passes. "I'm getting gray hairs standing here."
WALTER "I can't stay out too late." Oh crap, now the voice outside his head sounds like a dork. "--You know. Work in the morning." Ah, nice save.
JULIAN He nods, getting it. Walt's got Priorities. "That's fine, I'll get you home before midnight, Cinderella." This makes Julian the pumpkin, the mice, or the fairy godmother.
WALTER Aw, he has a nickname-- hey! "All right, all right. Let's go." Is this the beginning of a beautiful friendship? Or at least free beer?
JULIAN Totally the beginning of a friendship full of free beer. The rest is kind of up to fate!