[accidentally public; should be locked to M. Barnes] Mere stupid Poppy stole my favorite shirt and won't give it back! She says it makes me look like a slut. I'm not a slut tell her I'm not a slut. And hit her!
[accidentally public; should be locked to P. Barnes] Are you making ribs for dinner again tonight? By the way I hate you right now. I don't want to eat ribs. You know how I feel about eating animals. Let's have salads. Stupid thief. Theft is wrong! The President says so! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU YOU MEANIEBUTT.