Vegan fuzzies, wandering the outskirts of Seattle--a curious matter indeed, and enough to bring a smile to even the dourest of listener. I well and truly approve of this! [hand-slap against the desk]
My next question of course would be: how would one go about in search of these beasties? The glorious temptation of tofu, perhaps? One must never underestimate the curious, gelatinous substance of tofu--least of all when it's fried into little crispies.