Oh believe me, I used to be frequently on the receiving end, just like yourself. I have not had a call like this in quite some time, so I assure you, it gave me a good laugh.
[Despite the fact that he couldn't say the same for his new roommate who had been grumpy all evening. The smile on Rian's face could be heard through his tone.]
Well there was certainly a lot of giggling and I think you were having quite a difficult time trying to pronounce the word "vampires" and how the man with the crossbow did not like them. You said something about things... sparkling and then said you liked rum.
[A brief pause.]
Hold on, did you not say you were only nineteen...? What is the drinking age in this country again?