Text: J. Arakkis/A. Abrams I hope you're Aaron. If he's getting people to read his texts for him then I want a new assistant. One who pays attention. Doesn't mean you can't LOOK UP A WORD YOU DON'T KNOW. Fucking christ on a flying unicycle.
[After a few moments]
Haggis is a request. It means I want some. Your task is to get it to me. In what way is that not obvious? If I'd wanted haggis on my window I would have said FLYING HAGGIS or HAGGIS WINDOWCLING or something equally elaborative.