Why? Because it NEEDED TO BE WRITTEN. People NEEDED TO READ IT. Because he's a good guy. Because he's making sure the sad sacks moping around don't have to look over their shoulders every hour. Because despite what everybody thinks the city needs people to watch its back that AREN'T THE COPS since the cops are doing a BANG UP JOB of keeping everybody safe in case you haven't noticed, and, horror of horrors, maybe it shouldn't just be up to the guys running around in spandex to make a difference. It's not my fault the sheep come to their own twisted conclusions and decide public lynching is the answer.
Seriously, I'm getting sick and tired of explaining myself. Yes, it did about as good of a job at actually accomplishing its point as trying to jerk off a dead dog. Got it. Thanks. Are you doing anything to solve the problem yourself or do you just want to berate me for trying and failing? Get a life. Move on.