Sneaky bastards; locating helpful natives shouldn't be like trying to do a seek-and-find. Maybe I'll have to set traps. With bait. What kind of bait do you think is appropriate for representatives? Thanks for the advice, by the by, I will look into it.
Does nobody ever complain? If it SMELLS LIKE HEAD CHEESE, you would think SOMEBODY might lodge a cockwrenching COMPLAINT. Although if it's anything like maintenance in the last place I was living in I guess it wouldn't matter.
Sitcoms, gameshows, poorly drawn and executed cartoons, liberal news coverage, whatever's on. THE SCENT OF DISEASED AND DECAYING MINDS. I like it!