How else are you going to know people actually eat there if they don't make a mess of the place settings every now and again?
Yeah; long story. Tale of derring-do and tragedy ending in wing-clipping. Which is the real tragedy. But I'll fix it eventually. But alrighty, preference noted and filed, kept under lock and key for your protection. So you're the adventurous type, then?
((Glad you're enjoying them! XD Honestly, he has some of the best faces/situations.))