Re: t. pecker/a. morgenstern
In the future, when you want someone to do you a favor, you should make sure of two things. Firstly, that it doesn't look like you're paying them off, which suggests they might not really care. Second, you should ensure that person actually likes you. I'm in no mood to do favors, Mr. Pecker. Any time I spend with Daryl will be strictly for my pleasure, not yours. You are more than welcome to cancel your check at any time.