[Johnny laughs. Uproariously. Mere can probably hear him if he strains his ears.]
Not laughing. So not laughing.
Nice to meet you. Officially. Do you have a nickname? Please have a nickname. I don't think I can call you Meredith to your face without at least cracking a smile. Actually...I know I can't. I think it'd be better for both of us if I stick to like...dude. Or Red. Red would be an epic nickname. Can i call you Red?