Email to W Light
[Sent after the full moon from his work email address. He forgets that it has an automatic signature at the bottom with his full title.]
Paintball?
Hello. My name is Dr. Will Lowell. I believe I may have been included on this email in error. I'm Quinn's tutorWhat if she doesn't want her friends to know that My relationship interaction with Quinn is more of a professional arrangement, and as such I don't believe it would be appropriate for me to attend a gathering meant for friends.
Thank you, Will --- Dr. William Lowell Associate Professor of Molecular Genetics University of Washington