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Tweak says, "hi there, lets chat"

Warren Hampden, Deadpool. (mercofthemouth) wrote in musings,
@ 2010-09-07 14:46:00

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Hey friend, friend? Unknown friend? Whatcha doing?

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	the_automaton 2010-09-07 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	If your friend is "unknown," how can you be addressing him or her? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notamaid 2010-09-07 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	Figuring he's bored and looking for attention, hon. It's not addressed to anyone in particular. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_automaton 2010-09-07 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	~~He did this before. There is a pattern. It was one week from today.~~ ~~No one in particular, or someone that we simply don't know yet?~~ That is a distinct possibility. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mercofthemouth 2010-09-07 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	You're definitely not my friend. And figuring is why you're wrong. It's just a fancier version of guessing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notamaid 2010-09-07 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	Hadn't volunteered! Yep, figuring/guessing, same difference. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mercofthemouth 2010-09-07 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	Holmes would disagree. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mercofthemouth 2010-09-07 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	By magic of the publicness! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_automaton 2010-09-07 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	That is an answer that answers nothing at all. Is this "friend" a member of the public, or a fabrication? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mercofthemouth 2010-09-07 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not sure if they're really public about their affairs. They could be a very good fabrication who know how to use a compy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_automaton 2010-09-07 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	~~That makes no sense.~~ There is more than one "friend" in this general public? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mercofthemouth 2010-09-07 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	If you know where to look! For example, you've TMIed for Tuesday willingly at my request, ergo you and I are friends. So by your own logic, there has to be more than one friend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_automaton 2010-09-08 12:53 am UTC (link)
	So you address a nonspecific "friend," which refers to a large pool of people whose identities remain fluid depending on whether or not they perform simple tasks at your demand? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mercofthemouth 2010-09-08 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	Yup, pretty much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_automaton 2010-09-09 12:10 am UTC (link)
	My understanding of "friendship" defines two individuals engaged in a mutualistic symbiosis maintained for the purpose of a mutual respect and appreciation of one another's company. I believe that instead of "friends," you are addressing potential servants. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	aliensarehere 2010-09-07 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	Killing zombies. You? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mercofthemouth 2010-09-07 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	Capturing zombies in their natural habitat and then feeding them nothing in return. We should combine forces. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aliensarehere 2010-09-07 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	I could handle that. Lead on, Mr. Hampden, the hunt is on! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mercofthemouth 2010-09-07 11:06 pm UTC (link)
	Okay Mr. Poole! Or is that Miss Poole? Or Ms. Poole. Or can I call you Pool Cue? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aliensarehere 2010-09-07 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	Miss I suppose but everyone calls me JP. I think I can handle Pool Cue, Captain. Unless you'd like me to call you something else, sir. Or Madam. Or sir. ~~stupid forums why can't we know gender like in other forums where they put it on the side goddamn~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mercofthemouth 2010-09-08 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	Call me Madam Sir! (Reply to this) (Parent)