Then what's it like? Brandon needs his own personal press agent for the Seattle times? I'm not the Tabloid. A boyfriend's a boyfriend even if he wears leather shoes made in Italy that are obscenely overpriced when he could just go to JC Penny for some decent shoes.
Well. I'm not anti-children. I'm not sure if they're in my future any time soon for a number of reasons, but I've got a firm pro-child stance. They're like tiny people. Except more fun. Also, frightening. Why? You're not going to try setting me up with a girl, are you? Because I'm fairly certain we've established I'm not interested in that half of the population.