Really? It's...there's this girl, and a rabbit, and an evil queen and cards and a cat that grins all the time and [...] I'm really bad at summaries, the stories kind of go in all different directions all at once sometimes and I can't explain them right. I can tell them, but not explain. Sorry. You should look it up sometime, the internet will probably do a way better job of explaining it than I can. But it's really good.
Well I'll definitely try to find it! I mean...it's about a magical flute, I don't see how it can possibly go wrong.
But see, that just sounds cruel, wishing people to break their legs. Don't make any sense.
Well I hear they grow better if you do, so I bet you're a big hit with them. I also hear they like classical music a lot better than rock; is that true?