andshesaid (andshesaid) wrote in musings, @ 2010-09-04 13:01:00 |
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Entry tags: | ramona flowers |
Gather round, everyone, for a little story time.
Once upon a time there was a girl named... Let’s call her Evie. Evie had this kick ass bike that she kept outside of her apartment because the wheels were always too dirty to bring in to her nice clean apartment. You should have seen this bike. It had streamers dangling from the handles, and Evie really really loved her bike. She wrote stories about the places her and her bike traveled, epic adventures on her wheeled friend.
So imagine her disappointment when she left her apartment one day, bag slung over her shoulder, bottle of water in hand, ready to take another trip on her bike of awesomeness, only to find it gone.
GASP.
I know. None of you can believe this horror, can you? It’s just... well it’s unspeakable, that’s what it is. But there could very well be a happy ending to this story if the douchenozzle who took Evie’s bike simply returns it to where they found out. Evie won’t have to take a hammer to their happy parts, that way, so really, it’d be a happy ending for everyone.
tl;dr
If you took my bike, give it back before I take my usually controlled anger out on something.
:D
p.s.
Hi. This is my first time on this thing. Thought I'd make an awesome entrance.