[ locked to J. Wilson & Z. Ramey ]
I think I've developed a sudden drinking problem since moving here. I know those 12 step programs are all god fueled brainwashing bullshit, so I'm just going for the cold turkey method.
Please help me by not making fun of me for being a stick in the mud who can't let loose and have a good time at parties/bars/whatever. And don't offer me any alcoholic beverages as I doubt my ability to say no. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. I've never had issues with beer before. I blame Seattle.