[The words tumble forth like water from a burst dam.]
I know, I'm sorry but I need your help -- this person just came up to me looking like they stepped off a carnivale float and gave me this golden scroll and I'm kind of freaking out because I can't tell if I'm holding an actual scroll or if it's something that a weird harlequin ghost made corporeal and gave to me but that no one else can see. I wouldn't have called you but I don't work with any Creations that I can try to explain this to, so can I take a picture of it and send it to you so that you can tell me if you see anything? Please?