Daniel LaRusso | Karate Kid
01. I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking a taxi to waffle house. The order is in your name.
02. Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
03. My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
04. I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
05. Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday