Don't be a prat. I had a monumental case of floppy and she didn't laugh once, she's very patient. A guru of shagging. She's amazing, right? Best thing about her is you can love her, you can fuck her and get madly off your tits with her but when alls said and done, she's happy to be a mate. It's like the ultimate bird.
[And it could totally work if he could get Campbell to look less like a special needs kid banned from scissors.]
Just need to dress normal-ish and -- have you ever considered a haircut?