The Muse Galaxy

A. Movie/TV Quotes

1. Submit to me and live. - Attila

2. We mortals have many weaknesses: we feel too much, hurt too much, all too soon we die, but we do have the chance of love. - Elizabeth: The Golden Age

3. May we have wisdom not to fear shadows in the night, and courage when the day of danger truly dawns. - Elizabeth: The Golden Age

4. If the lion knows its own strength, no man could control it... - The Tudors

5. Give me an hour, I'm good. Give me a day, I'm great. Give me six months and I'm unbeatable. - The A Team

6. We're in a state of collective desperation here. - MI5: Spooks

B. Quotes from Justin Halpern's "Shit My Dad Says"

1. "Remember this: you're just a lucky fucking guy. If people start telling you your dick looks bigger, rememeber that it's not."

2. "The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out."

3. "That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them."

4. "Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started fucking."

5. "The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two."

C. Quotes

1. To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. - Abraham Maslow

2. A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. —Baltasar Gracian

3. Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. —Will Rogers

4. When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty. —Norm Crosby