She knew he was teasing, at least he'd better be, she thought to herself. Clueless, he was totally clueless.
"So I'm the food, you don't play with, I'm not sure how much I like that, then of course I guess it would be better to just be dead, instead of tortured."
Elena really wasn't thinking about the depth of what her words might miss, only that he'd missed all of her meaning.
"You aren't the smartest Vampire in the coffin, right now and don't give me I don't sleep in a coffin ... crap."