Fic: What The.... 1/1 Golden Girls
Title: What The... Author: Lopaka Tanu Disclaimer: I do not claim ownership of Golden Girls. Characters: Dorothy, Blanche Wordcount: 263 Prompt: 004 The End Fandom: Golden Girls Pairing: N/A Rating: Adult Warnings: Language, Violence Summary: A picture is worth a thousand hours of community service. Author's Note: none. ______________________________________
Frowning at the picture on the front page of the Miami Sun Times, Dorothy tried to make out the picture. Something about it was off. She would have asked her mother about it too, but didn't want to go through the bother it would cause. The door opening behind her made her glance up from the paper. "Oh, hi, Blanche, how was your night?"
"Morning. It was perfectly lovely." Sighing in contentment, Blanched walked her way to the fridge and pulled out a bottle of fruit juice. "Donald took me to this charming place down on the water front. Stone Crab and Fresh Lobster, oh, it was heaven. Afterwards, he took me to a Dolphins Game."
"That's nice." Busy scanning the picture again, it kept Dorothy from telling Blanche to stick her happiness where the sun didn't shine. "I take it from your tone that all those men in tight pants kept you busy?"
"Don't I know it!" This time Blanche giggled. "I don't know what it is about that game, but it just brings out the wild animal in me! Seeing all those well toned butts just makes me want to tear my clothes off and run nude on to the field."
"Apparently you aren't the only one." Folding the newspaper, Dorothy put it down on the table. Standing up, she picked up her purse.
Blanche frowned at her friend. "Where are you going?"
Pointing to the paper, Dorothy moved to the key rack and took hers off. "To pick up Ma from the Miami-Dade County Jail for streaking."