Agent Fox Mulder (i_want_2) wrote in multi_fiction, @ 2009-02-19 04:03:00 |
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Entry tags: | golden girls, het, rated: teen |
Fic: Ho! Ho! Ho! 1/1 Golden Girls
Title: Ho, Ho, Ho.
Author: Lopaka Tanu
Prompt: 23 Writer's Choice - Shattered Illusions
Claim: General Golden Girls
Rating: Mature Adults
Genre: Humor
Summary: It's the most wonderful time of the year.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls.
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"Oh, yoohoo, Santa." Curling her finger, Blanche signaled for the red decked man to come to her. She was wearing a short elf skirt and not much else beneath it and planned to let him come down her chimney.
"Blanche! That's Santa, have you no decency?" Rose was scandalized. Someone seducing a married man was one thing. Blanche trying to seduce the greatest man in the whole world was just wrong. She had to put an end to it.
"Oh, go sit on a candy cane, Rose!" Blanche giggled as Santa waved back at her. She sighed when Rose started breathing heavily. "Keep up the huffing and puffing and someone is going to think you're the big bad wolf."
"You can't just sleep with Santa, Blanche! He's married!" With a smug raise of her eyebrows, Rose waited to see what her friend would say.
"Honey, you know that isn't really Santa, right?" On second thought, may be her friend didn't.
"Um, sure, Blanche." Looking away quickly Rose tried to find something else to do.
"You really are dumb as a post." Waving her friend off, Blanche slinked her way over to Santa. "Hello, Mr. St. Nick. Have you checked your list to see if you got something for little ole me? I'll give you a hint, I've been very, very naughty."
Wrapping his arm around Blanche, Santa grinned. "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
"That's the spirit!"
THE END.