"That's gotta be lucky though, right? Like finding a four-leafed clover. Plus, to be overly fucking honest, I've probably had worse balls in my face at some point in my life. At least with the stripper you have the whole artistic appreciation angle. That's got to be a crazy amount of muscle control if nothing else," Felix mused thoughtfully. "I kinda wish I had a talent like that. I mean, not ass-balls, but something kinda unique, and weird or crazy enough that people would just pay to see it. Best I can come up with right now is some bullshit like doing a handstand while smoking a cigarette."