Like the sex, Felix added mentally, his mind going to the same place as he once again lamented the fact that he'd missed that conversation. What he actually said was, "you're not missing much. They were uncomfortable as hell and they broke something like the second time they got used. Highly recommended if you're giving a gag gift in front of a lot of people to someone you have zero respect for, not so much for personal use."
The comment about the owl drew his gaze back up again, and he found himself genuinely a little curious. "Have you actually seen owl legs without the feathers? I saw a parrot once. Looked like a little rotisserie chicken." He actually laughed a little at that, because not only had that tidbit been true, but the mental image hit him in a way he hadn't really expected. "Disturbing, but weirdly fuckin' cute."