"Kids?!" Edwin barked out another laugh. "Whose kids? My kids? That's a big step up from a dog." He was still trying to follow the plot of this alternate reality that Oliver had founded, but the few details he was getting just brought on more questions. "I don't know if you should drink some water or something. You're being weird and adorable."
He squinted at Oliver's face for a minute. "You have a dot on your nose," he noted, confused, finally seeing the mark from earlier.