"I've actually seen a woman give birth," Oliver countered, though that was only partially true. He'd been in the next room for most of Abby's journey into the world, and had heard more than enough during, and after, to feel like he'd been present the entire time. Either way, it was easier to focus on that bit than try to explain why he'd actually been outside and shoveling like an idiot in the first place. "And don't you test me. If you want words you better damn well believe there's a twenty pound dictionary up in that study somewhere. I'll find it, but then I get to pick where I get to chuck it."