"Shhhhhew," Granger said, shaking his head a little. He did well to keep his hair cut and combed and his stubble as maintained as it was. He knew beyond a fathom of a doubt that an attempt at bleaching his facial hair would go horribly awry.
Not that a respectable gentleman with a blonde mustache and a black beard wasn't horrible.
"In my first job ever back home, there was this fella that drew his beard on with black shoe polish. Least of his problems, really. He also stuffed his pants and shirt like he was a scarecrow at halloween."