"Well Bella is kinda plain and super annoying, always being sulky and twisting her hands in her hair and like, hunching into herself." Macy demonstrated. "And she's super obsessed with Edward, who wears too much lipstick though he's cut back from the first one. He's a vampire that glitters in the sunlight. And then there's Jacob who's a werewolf that also thinks Bella has a snatch of gold and he has a really hot body, though it looks like someone smacked him in the face with a board. Anyway, everyone thinks Bella is a super speshul snowflake though no one really knows why. And everyone's in love with her. So... I'm glad you're not."