Anastasia laughed. "Oh my God, that would've been a hoot back when I did comission work. A nice big 'FUCK YOU' over a perfectly lovely painting of a swan on the lake." She grinned. "I'd like to do a whole series of paintings with something like that. Hey! Then maybe after we're dead and we're just, you know, sooooo famous, someone would discover it and it'd be a big old thing like the DaVinci code madness."