"And what's wrong with perving?" Charlie asked. "It's a harmless and healthy pass time. For instance," he looked around, "Mr Macnamara's sister is the type of lady who could, if she exerted herself, tinge my lavender a little more blue, if you catch my drift. Whereas Mr Devreux - ooh," Charlie blinked as he spotted the ghost, "um - he could make me feel pink and girly, only he's so very straight it wouldn't really be fair to perv at him."