"Can't be any worse," Rhiannon agreed with a nod. "I mean - honestly." She held up her hand so that she could start ticking things off on her finger.
"Pasties and thong, silver bullet, candy bikini, edible body paints. Might as well go halves and make them into a gift basket, right? That way we'll make a sound impression. She's going to be so glad she invited us."