"Depends on the Womble," Charlie said. "Tomsk would probably use it as a spacer between the weights on one of his dumbells. Wellington would read both sides then use it as a book make. Tobermory would cut it into cogs for his latest fantastic clockwork device. Orinoco would stick it in his hatband then forget and spend two hours looking for it. But we have to remember that times have changed and so the latest generation, Parkhurst, on one of his brief visits back to the burrow between stints banged up as a guest of Her Majesty, would probably turn it into a 'key' to open the side door of one of those nice gaff's in Wimbledon and make off with someone's iPod and any spare cash."