"Whoa, who told you that?" Charlie said, then shook his head and waved both hands. "No don't tell me. I'm stressed enough as it is. Knot tying takes such a lot of organisation, especially when it's all at a distance. We're going back to the UK to do it," he explained. "Luckily Mum is organising the REALLY difficult stuff. Oh sorry, I don't mean to be a wedding bore."