Email to Lis
To: Mrs. Lis Rhodes-Hawthorne From: Stonewall Subject: My Dearest Wifey
Wifey, my dear, it has come to my attention that all of our visits as of late consist of you bringing Bacon to have a, what is it called...'play date' with young master Slate. While I approve of these bonding sessions between the children, I find shameful the lack of our formally frequent bubble bath chats. This matter, I'm afraid, must be remedied immediately.